Genie: Ello emma watson, i give you three wishes you choose.
Emma Hawtson: Okai okai.. I can do this... I wish I get a lead female role in some crappy yet highly interesting novel turn movie. Also I wanna be super smart to get into an ivy league.
Genie: Anything else?
Emma Hawtson: O yeah can I maintain my bushy eyebrows and my curly hair, but at the age of 16 could you suddenly make meFUCKING RIDICULOUSLY HOT.Thanks genie!
She's the whole friggin package.
Pretty
Smart
Down to Earth
Famous
Rich
Hot
Pretty
Hot
Pretty
HOT
PRETTY
HOT
PRETTY
And now I feel like an ass cause every night I go to sleep wishing to God..
please leak emma hawtson nude photos
please leak emma hawtson nude photos
But you see, I still have a soul.. if the nude photos are leaked to the african kids...
THEY CAN USE HER NUDE PHOTOS AS CURRENCY AND END POVERTY AND FAMINE.
Win-win
So guys please pray with me
leak emma watson nude photos
The sophisticated look that I've been trying to do for years and years. She pawns.
Seriously after this, when my mom goes on her usual shopping craze, I gonna force her to get burberry.
SCREW LV, GUCCI, FERRAGAMO OR WHAT EVER OVERPRICED COW SKIN BACKPACK
BURBERRY PLEASE.
BTW DID I MENTION SHE WAS HALF FRENCH.
Just look at those eyes...
I got a feeling the guy chosen was specifically meant to be ridiculously ugly to make Ms Hawtson
MAH BLOG ISNT DEAD NUBSHITS. Rightttttt... I was gonna write about the shittiest and most irritating week I've ever had but I think it's turning into the shittiest and most irritating month. So I'll just gather up more shit and explode all once.
FOR NOW it's gonna be about a picture in my mind that I saw in Winchester that I really really wished I had my camera with me. And duh obviously since I didnt have my camera, this is gonna be an ALL WORDS POST FEATURING MAH BEAUTIFUL PRONESS ENGLISH. i cool. And maybe if I can find a photo that is vaguely similar.
So yeh, I'll start
在一个风和日利. Right Pn ya would be proud. Well UK has shit weather 90% of the time, and seriously it's fking annoying, but once in awhile there's a really nice day, and this was at the second last week of the term when I was walking back from a friend's house to a teacher's house, with exams the next day.
Time to use my pro elite english that is so uber coolthat I will probably give up and start writing like a Malaysian but ANYWAYS.
As I walked across a narrow stone bridge, with my friend in front of me, I stooped over the edge to look at the gentle stream that flowed under. Never had I seen such a clear stream, with its green vegetation at the bottom of the river visible as it swayed with the current like a dancer following the gentle lead of the music(OR LIKE A DOTA PLAYER RUNNING LEFT AND RIGHT WHEN FARMING, sry temptation of being sohai unbearable). Mesmerised by the tranquil splash against the bridge, and the repetitive motion of the moss, I looked back up only to realise I lagged behind. Picking up the pace, I once again walked by my friend's side, exchanging the company of a mild river and the forest surrounding it, for a cobbled stone walk way and the victorian houses by its sides. (and a douche ie my friend who is a massive immature funny person but still a douche)
By then, the evening sun had settled itself among the victorian houses, with a few pencils of ray breaking through the gaps of the bricked walls and the chimneys. For a while we walked in silence, and I turned to look at my friend who was now, childish as he was, blowing a dandelion seed as high as he could, waving it with his hands to make it go further, and giggling as he looked at me. I looked around, they were everywhere. Under the orange sunlight, the air was filled with these tiny feathers, floating and turning in spontaneous action. Unpredictable. Free. In the sun's light they surrounded us, and in the houses' shadows they disappeared. ( AUMG QUANTUM MECHANICS MUCH!!yes i did get the inspiration from the photoelectrons, which were nowhere and everywhere XD) . Right at this point my friend says "those with hayfever would be so fucked, but let's skip that.
At that very instant, I felt totally relaxed, for once in ages, not even slightly agitated. Not a single worry about exams, not a single worry about life, not a single worry about anything that ever mattered no matter how insignificant and childish it sounded. I was living the moment just there and then, with the dandelions, the streams, the trees and the classical english town scenery. It's been a while since I embraced that feeling. The feeling so rare that it eludes us ever so often and yet we never take it for granted when it stands right next to us. The love of life. Cherish it.
p/s next post will be more MANLY AND MORE PICTUREY and more sohainess than you can ever believe.
pps that light art picture on top (as in the title pic not this one in the post) is gonna change as soon as i get the stuff to do light graffiti of mah own =DD.
Woakay.. this feels pretty gay having 2 posts of bryan consecutively but... JUST ONCE CAUSE IT'S YOUR FKING 19th bday.
Thinking back, you were the asshole who got me addicted to pretty much most of the games I played (dota is debatable), puzzle pirates... RO... MANGA, ANIME, BLEACH , ONE PIECE (though this is with much love)
and you're also the asshole that wasted my time having outings to midvalley like TEH ALWAYS back in form 2 and 3 and 4 and 5 and ...
and the dickwit who plans multiple failed events
the shitface who makes me stress over stupid stuff and unreasonably angry
and you're also the asshole who sat next to me in PE2, and the asshole who sat in front of me in form 1.
You're the dick who wasted like 23456789654345678 percent of my time with your stupid internet links
And the fugface who keeps talking bout frisbee
and the idiot who makes me crash parties lolololol
BUT... get ready because you'll only hear this once from me..
It's fun wasting time with mah NAKAMA
It's hard to find a decent of photo of us both together with you actually smiling, or me not doing something overly ridiculously stupid
SO I DREW ONE! btw i suck at paint. It says POWER FRIENDSHIP HIGHFIVE btw.
So yeh, in a year we may just be able to meet up at America lolololololol i'll wave to you from Princeton.
Thanks for being a friend... (O GAWD SUCH LIES)
AHHH GAWD AHHHH O GAWD AHHHHHHH TOO MUCH BROMANCE.
Only Bryan Chong, future Cornell student, can pull off 2 lame jokes in 3 minutes.
l»ToFuKinG«l "Chaaarrrrlieeeee. " says: and we all meet there like ONE BIG HAPPY FUCKMILY l»ToFuKinG«l "Chaaarrrrlieeeee. " says: i mean family l»ToFuKinG«l "Chaaarrrrlieeeee. " says: NO I MEANT FUCKMILY!!! l»ToFuKinG«l "Chaaarrrrlieeeee. " says: "oh! you got us! "
Because my loyal fan, bryan chong, asked me to, i bring you A NEW BLOG POST!!
So anyway.... weekends at Winchester are usually, well strange. But the last weekend of term was LOLOLOLOL strangest. Usually we gotta go to chapel on Sundays, but my housemaster managed to suck the warden's dick deep, thus the house didn't need to go. YUSH.
The story begins withSaturday.. after lunch....
2 dumbasses who i shall codename, "The rat" and "White boi" for s3kr3tive reasons(although they don't know my blog), were bored, and thus decided to
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raid my roommate's side of my room!!
You see at the start of the term, and always after that, "the rat" ALWAYS RAIDED MY ROOM MATE, most of the time I would help my roomie, ending up getting raped myself. And the "white boi" is a backstabbing agent, offering to help us then BACKSTABBING.
So anyway, this one lasted longer than usual and it was gonna be the last, because next term we were all gonna switch rooms.
The usual thing to happen was, someone takes someone's stuff and we would start running round the house, but this time it wasnt aimed at items, it was aimed
at my room mate.
That's my side of the room, as you can see they used my comforter and catched him. I have videos but i'm not gonna upload them
Just one...
So basically that's how it went, with "chinese drip torture" and baggings, leg twistings. But he being my room mate after all, i decided to help.... so i threw him his white aikido belt, and he broke free, whipping them all... and me. So they ran out the door. And for the next hour they tried getting back in.
Windows
Doors
Sending in a 2nd year first
Claiming that they're Colombians
And finally it ends when my roommate got crazily and stupidly angry, and grabbed his aikido stick and wanting to whack "the rat". Thus 2 hours later, all tired and sweaty, we stopped. Good times....
There's still a whole part of it that I havent talked about, like when "the rat" was lying on my roommate and "white boi" was pushing "the rat", "the rat" farted, which was kinda random looool.
As seen here in this very disturbing picture.
So anyway that was just the start of the weekend.
Now SATURDAY NIGHTTTT....
well usually on saturday night, half my year would go down to JCR (junior common room) to get two pints of beer, which was not enough to get drunk, and those not going to JCR can get one free pint from the housemaster.
But I don't drink, mostly cause I get drunk WAY TOO EASILY, and i know i'll act like a total retard and spew shits out if drunk. So usually i give my pint to a person I shall call "SIA (short irritating assclown)". Well I give it to him if he says " I'm your bitch"which is the best thing I could ask from him, worth so much more than money.
Anyway both "the rat" and "SIA" came back semi-drunk that day. The rat much more than SIA, because well they're both small sized. The first thing they did when they came in my room was hump me, which was strangely strangely disturbing. Along with one more person, who was just humping me for gags, the rat humped me on the leg(i was sitting), SIA from the back, and the third person from the side.
So for 2 minutes, I just sat there while they made weird noises, humping me.... AND I WAS DOTA-ing. DISPEAKABLE.
But the most drunk wasnt here yet. "The white boi" then came in like 20minutes later, and he was seriously drunk. And somehow these drunk ppl draw each other together, and the 2 drunk idiots returned, I forgot what happened but they left soon, and went to take a shower together. I wont even describe what the white boi did when he was drunk. Cause well, he was like the typical irritating drunks, those you would avoid, and not laugh at.
They then came back again, with towels around their waist, but cause they were drunk they couldnt keep it on tightly, so it kept dropping, not revealing, but HAIZ. And then the 2 initially drunk ppl start hugging me again and again, and the rat wasnt properly dried............ GAWD. But the SIA was getting more sobre(he wasnt really that drunk) and so he took care of the whiteboi, and then I took over. And that was that. He threw up afew times on the stairs and asked me to stay in his room until he fell asleep.
Apparently when the whiteboi was drunk, he conciouslly smoked in the hallways of the house, with a fire alarm. Lucky it didn't go off.
P.s I didnt take any photos of this cause well I didnt wanna expose my camera to idiot drunks
AND ON SUNDAY,
(yes a shit long post, cause i'm not gonna write for the next 3 months)
So on Sunday, with no chapel, no rush, and the last week of term, everyone was feeling relaxed. The weather was INSANELY good (which is REALLY RARE in UK), so we just pulled benches together and sat at the yard for three hours. Singing, laughing, playing the guitar, staring blankly, whatever.
In contrast to the previous part with lots of words, this will be all photos, which I TOOK.
Hah 2... i got lazy and i accidentally terdeleted one..
All the nicer photos are on my facebook, I just didnt wanna show the same pictures twice.
That's how the last weekend went, the last week was just shit.But heck who cares i'm in msia now. WEE WANG WANG WEE WANG WANG
See this is the part where I list out a whole bunch of stuff to blog about and then do nothing about it. Hmmm
1. Rude French People
2. Lazy Spanish People
3. Beautiful France
4. ChristmasDay
5. New year celebration
6. Stupid Trenhotel (no I didnt spelt it wrongly)
7. blalblalblabl
8.blablabla
9. The best pasiterries in the world
There's really a whole bunch of shit to write about, but I'm damn damn lazy so i will just write bout France, Spain and THE STUPIDEST OF STUPID new year celebration in mah life (beats the one to KL last last year 07 THANKS BRYAN!)
But before all that I shall show you my BEAUTIFUL PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL OF IT (because i lazy load anymore after this)
France Pictures
(mostly in black or sepia, cause the colour there is so dull)
If you dont know what this is you can go die and label yourself kwan seng(why ks?cause he's an ass)
See usually there's always a prelogue to a book, which no one reads. But being the stunning, dashing, marvellous writer that I am, YOU SHALL READ IT.
So I'm not gonna go home this christmas instead I'm going to Paris, wee wee. But before that I gotta stay at UK for 4 days thanks to my mom's WONDERFUL =D =D planning.
Luckily though, I'm meeting up with my cousin. My RICH cousin. And I'm staying at four seasons. For those who don't know what four seasons is
Four Seasons is the world's leading operator of luxury hotels and resorts
And it is just sex. But more about the hotel IN THE NEXT BLOG POST. For today's it's about my cousin bringing me to LONDON!
And that's where we watched Stomp! (which is this post's main topic)
I'm sure most of you have seen at least and advertisement about this. In case you havent it's about a bunch of people using rubbish to make anal music. Kinda like when your whole class starts making a musical with clicking their pens or whacking their table. YOUR CLASS HASNT DONE THAT? well your class just sucks then. Nerds.
So yeah it was the only play/show on at Sunday so we watched it. Honestly I dont think your parents would like it very much because it's like a rock concert, banging loud music. But it was cool how they made such nice music with plastic bags, paper bags, and straws.
There's still alot alot more cool tricks especially one involving lighters, but if you wanna watch it i'm not gonna spoil it cause it looks really pwetty.
And probably the best thing bout the show was watching the performers screw up. Because they're whacking like damn hard, brooms are bound to break
And the way they clear it and continue is just so so so smooth. Like they just use their broom sweep the broken bit away and a side crew throws them another broom. All while maintaining the lovely beat.
Another really yeng thing is the way they hit the sticks so DAMN fast. Imagine a ticker timer, remember? those from physics? losers... Anyway imagine a guy doing that. Yep he's damn fking muscular. Peanut arms. In fact all of them had peanut arms.
All in all it was a great show, especially since they get the crowd involved with their beat. BUT the price of the ticket per person was 29 pounds. which is like RM150 +. Worth it?
No
Why?
Because,
1. they seem to be having so much fun, heck the whole thing seems fking fun WHY SHOULD I PAY THEM
2. Their props really don't cost so much. Let's face it rubbish doesnt cost 10 pounds
So if you're at UK and you wanna watch a show, I dont quite recommend it. It's good but let's face it you could probably just get a fake dvd at msia, tune up the volume and you got the very same thing. Go watch a play instead like Les Miserable
She's the whole friggin package.
And the way they clear it and continue is just 
