This is going to be the last post (unlike Bryan's fake announcement)of this pathetic little blog.
Before I go on, this is not a whiny, attention seeking post. If I wanted to get attention, I'd nudge everyone.
No, this is just a simple reminder, warning even, to the naive arrogant me that will come back out in a month or two. And maybe to those that can relate to these next few words.
Know where your priorities lie. One wrong choice, one rush of emotion can ruin 11 years of hardwork and planning, and alot ALOT of money.
I blame no one but myself, and I deserve no sympathy. The latter my sister rightly said.
I could have done much better. With the word could being the emphasis, but I was and am stupid.
Honestly, I'm glad this happened, better fall now, realise my faults and move on, than fall in the future and risk even more. At least I'm fortunate enough to get a second chance - masters.
Genie: Ello emma watson, i give you three wishes you choose.
Emma Hawtson: Okai okai.. I can do this... I wish I get a lead female role in some crappy yet highly interesting novel turn movie. Also I wanna be super smart to get into an ivy league.
Genie: Anything else?
Emma Hawtson: O yeah can I maintain my bushy eyebrows and my curly hair, but at the age of 16 could you suddenly make meFUCKING RIDICULOUSLY HOT.Thanks genie!
She's the whole friggin package.
Pretty
Smart
Down to Earth
Famous
Rich
Hot
Pretty
Hot
Pretty
HOT
PRETTY
HOT
PRETTY
And now I feel like an ass cause every night I go to sleep wishing to God..
please leak emma hawtson nude photos
please leak emma hawtson nude photos
But you see, I still have a soul.. if the nude photos are leaked to the african kids...
THEY CAN USE HER NUDE PHOTOS AS CURRENCY AND END POVERTY AND FAMINE.
Win-win
So guys please pray with me
leak emma watson nude photos
The sophisticated look that I've been trying to do for years and years. She pawns.
Seriously after this, when my mom goes on her usual shopping craze, I gonna force her to get burberry.
SCREW LV, GUCCI, FERRAGAMO OR WHAT EVER OVERPRICED COW SKIN BACKPACK
BURBERRY PLEASE.
BTW DID I MENTION SHE WAS HALF FRENCH.
Just look at those eyes...
I got a feeling the guy chosen was specifically meant to be ridiculously ugly to make Ms Hawtson
Woakay.. this feels pretty gay having 2 posts of bryan consecutively but... JUST ONCE CAUSE IT'S YOUR FKING 19th bday.
Thinking back, you were the asshole who got me addicted to pretty much most of the games I played (dota is debatable), puzzle pirates... RO... MANGA, ANIME, BLEACH , ONE PIECE (though this is with much love)
and you're also the asshole that wasted my time having outings to midvalley like TEH ALWAYS back in form 2 and 3 and 4 and 5 and ...
and the dickwit who plans multiple failed events
the shitface who makes me stress over stupid stuff and unreasonably angry
and you're also the asshole who sat next to me in PE2, and the asshole who sat in front of me in form 1.
You're the dick who wasted like 23456789654345678 percent of my time with your stupid internet links
And the fugface who keeps talking bout frisbee
and the idiot who makes me crash parties lolololol
BUT... get ready because you'll only hear this once from me..
It's fun wasting time with mah NAKAMA
It's hard to find a decent of photo of us both together with you actually smiling, or me not doing something overly ridiculously stupid
SO I DREW ONE! btw i suck at paint. It says POWER FRIENDSHIP HIGHFIVE btw.
Thanks for being a friend... (O GAWD SUCH LIES)
AHHH GAWD AHHHH O GAWD AHHHHHHH TOO MUCH BROMANCE.
Only Bryan Chong, future Cornell student, can pull off 2 lame jokes in 3 minutes.
l»ToFuKinG«l "Chaaarrrrlieeeee. " says: and we all meet there like ONE BIG HAPPY FUCKMILY l»ToFuKinG«l "Chaaarrrrlieeeee. " says: i mean family l»ToFuKinG«l "Chaaarrrrlieeeee. " says: NO I MEANT FUCKMILY!!! l»ToFuKinG«l "Chaaarrrrlieeeee. " says: "oh! you got us! "
Because my loyal fan, bryan chong, asked me to, i bring you A NEW BLOG POST!!
So anyway.... weekends at Winchester are usually, well strange. But the last weekend of term was LOLOLOLOL strangest. Usually we gotta go to chapel on Sundays, but my housemaster managed to suck the warden's dick deep, thus the house didn't need to go. YUSH.
The story begins withSaturday.. after lunch....
2 dumbasses who i shall codename, "The rat" and "White boi" for s3kr3tive reasons(although they don't know my blog), were bored, and thus decided to
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raid my roommate's side of my room!!
You see at the start of the term, and always after that, "the rat" ALWAYS RAIDED MY ROOM MATE, most of the time I would help my roomie, ending up getting raped myself. And the "white boi" is a backstabbing agent, offering to help us then BACKSTABBING.
So anyway, this one lasted longer than usual and it was gonna be the last, because next term we were all gonna switch rooms.
The usual thing to happen was, someone takes someone's stuff and we would start running round the house, but this time it wasnt aimed at items, it was aimed
at my room mate.
That's my side of the room, as you can see they used my comforter and catched him. I have videos but i'm not gonna upload them
Just one...
So basically that's how it went, with "chinese drip torture" and baggings, leg twistings. But he being my room mate after all, i decided to help.... so i threw him his white aikido belt, and he broke free, whipping them all... and me. So they ran out the door. And for the next hour they tried getting back in.
Windows
Doors
Sending in a 2nd year first
Claiming that they're Colombians
And finally it ends when my roommate got crazily and stupidly angry, and grabbed his aikido stick and wanting to whack "the rat". Thus 2 hours later, all tired and sweaty, we stopped. Good times....
There's still a whole part of it that I havent talked about, like when "the rat" was lying on my roommate and "white boi" was pushing "the rat", "the rat" farted, which was kinda random looool.
As seen here in this very disturbing picture.
So anyway that was just the start of the weekend.
Now SATURDAY NIGHTTTT....
well usually on saturday night, half my year would go down to JCR (junior common room) to get two pints of beer, which was not enough to get drunk, and those not going to JCR can get one free pint from the housemaster.
But I don't drink, mostly cause I get drunk WAY TOO EASILY, and i know i'll act like a total retard and spew shits out if drunk. So usually i give my pint to a person I shall call "SIA (short irritating assclown)". Well I give it to him if he says " I'm your bitch"which is the best thing I could ask from him, worth so much more than money.
Anyway both "the rat" and "SIA" came back semi-drunk that day. The rat much more than SIA, because well they're both small sized. The first thing they did when they came in my room was hump me, which was strangely strangely disturbing. Along with one more person, who was just humping me for gags, the rat humped me on the leg(i was sitting), SIA from the back, and the third person from the side.
So for 2 minutes, I just sat there while they made weird noises, humping me.... AND I WAS DOTA-ing. DISPEAKABLE.
But the most drunk wasnt here yet. "The white boi" then came in like 20minutes later, and he was seriously drunk. And somehow these drunk ppl draw each other together, and the 2 drunk idiots returned, I forgot what happened but they left soon, and went to take a shower together. I wont even describe what the white boi did when he was drunk. Cause well, he was like the typical irritating drunks, those you would avoid, and not laugh at.
They then came back again, with towels around their waist, but cause they were drunk they couldnt keep it on tightly, so it kept dropping, not revealing, but HAIZ. And then the 2 initially drunk ppl start hugging me again and again, and the rat wasnt properly dried............ GAWD. But the SIA was getting more sobre(he wasnt really that drunk) and so he took care of the whiteboi, and then I took over. And that was that. He threw up afew times on the stairs and asked me to stay in his room until he fell asleep.
Apparently when the whiteboi was drunk, he conciouslly smoked in the hallways of the house, with a fire alarm. Lucky it didn't go off.
P.s I didnt take any photos of this cause well I didnt wanna expose my camera to idiot drunks
AND ON SUNDAY,
(yes a shit long post, cause i'm not gonna write for the next 3 months)
So on Sunday, with no chapel, no rush, and the last week of term, everyone was feeling relaxed. The weather was INSANELY good (which is REALLY RARE in UK), so we just pulled benches together and sat at the yard for three hours. Singing, laughing, playing the guitar, staring blankly, whatever.
In contrast to the previous part with lots of words, this will be all photos, which I TOOK.
Hah 2... i got lazy and i accidentally terdeleted one..
All the nicer photos are on my facebook, I just didnt wanna show the same pictures twice.
That's how the last weekend went, the last week was just shit.But heck who cares i'm in msia now. WEE WANG WANG WEE WANG WANG
Before I begin. There will be no photos until a week later, cause this isnt my computer
ANYWAY
The title sounds like I'm homesick. But I'm not. My papa wanted to fly me back to malaysia this week, BUT I SAID NO! yay me i so cool ya.
The true thingy i wanna say in this post is...
is....
IT'S SNOWING!!!!!
See this is the part where you go... O O O O O or for idiots like bryan who need more explanation. I'll do eet baby way.
October = Autumn = Leaves fall down
December/January = Winter = Snow
GET EET??
So anyway, it started with BBC going "There have been snow at Scotland, which is unusual at this time of year!" But strangely i was feeling like warm, warmest i felt for the past week. So OBVIOUSLY THEY ISH LIARZ!, IT CANT BE SNOWING!!
But when my guardian came back, he was like "it feels so cold in the office today. So strange"
AND THEN HOR! AT NIGHT HOR IT STARTED SNOWING WEI!!!!!!!!
"Haha bruff you"
(ms chia, taylor's maths bitch 08)
(it did seriously)
Yeh anyway it started snowing, but it's not even HALLOWEEN, AND IT NEVER SNOWS DURING HALLOWEEN!!! i mean i saw it on all the movies, they would dress up and walk around getting candy. Was there snow? WAS THERE? WAS THERE?
This can only mean one thing(or many things)
Global Warming
But actually hor, i think not likely lor, cause Al Gore hor, he like captain planet
Cant be global warming *nods*
So I have came up with a few possibilities that I think UN, UMNO, BN , my mom, Dota, your mom, OIC, his mom, should look into.
A.
There's a .... LEVEL 18 CRYSTAL MAIDENhor, WHO SOLO TOP LANE AND THEN HOR SHE GO CAST FROST NOVA OVER LONDON HOR, BUT THEN HOR SHE CAST FROM SCOTLAND LAR! BUT THEN HOR SHE COUNT ALL THE WIND SPEED AND TRAJECTORY AND HIT US LAR!!!!!?!?!?!!?!?!11!1!?!? But lucky she nub. Only up lvl 2 frost nova, so now hor melting olredi (yeh the snow is melting the very next morning)
Map hack Ban that mcb
OR
B.
Santa Claus is bored and decided to make christmas early =D. Aww that naughty old man.
Good: The school is only 500m away Bad : That means you HAVE to walk to school everyday whether in heavy shit ass rain and your mom won't drop you "at the gate"
Good: All the teachers live in the same area along one road Bad : All the teachers live in the same area along one road. That means when I go to town expect to see an English teacher there ._.
Good: The teachers know your total whereabouts and when you wanna "ponteng" there's not really much places to hide ._. (wait why is that a good thing)
Good: I have a bunch of housemates =D =D Bad : I have to line up for the toilets and people can just ram into my room anytime they want =D =D (especially first years)
Let me take this time to explain...
There are five years in the house 1st 2nd 3rd 4th 5th. I'm in 4th and I get my own room. BUT those dumb first years are ALL opposite my room (they live 4 in one room). So especially during the night they just keep coming in cause they refuse to go to bed =.=
Good: There are teachers who come to our house every night as a tutor. Including my physics teacher, yay homework help. Bad : DAMMIT THAT MEANS I HAVE TO SEE HIM AT CLASS AND AT NIGHT. you cannot run....
Good: The shower room is always warm Bad : Because it's a communal shower
Good: The toilet seat is always warm Bad : Because other people's ass have been warming it for me
Good: My room is right next to the toilet Bad : I can hear every fucking flush and every time a person walks in the toilet
Bad: We have to walk to school (back and forth) 6 times a day sometimes more if the lessons are badly placed (for example Break. Lesson. Relief class. Lesson)
Good: POWAHFUL LEGS MAN!
Bad: Compulsory church every sunday.. Good: I'm holy-er than all you lying christians LOOK AT THE MIRROR AND WEEP. REPENT FOOLS. ADMIT YOUR SINS. REPENT.
Good: I don't have to pay for my food(well at least they're already paid) Bad : The food sucks and i'm always hungry
Good: Town is just 1km away Bad: I'm lazy it should be closer
Good: There are frequent tourists to the school and it makes me feel SPESHEL Bad : They stare at you like you're mona lisa
Good: There are plays at night sometimes FREE PLAYS. And not crap ones like CHS 20minutes shits. No no. 1 2 hrs stuffs Bad: Nop ntg bad here. FREE .. or at least it seems so...
Good:I'm actually doing my homework cause I have no more Dota puzzle pirates blabla Bad : FUCK I'M ACTUALLY DOING HOMEWORK. and they were right finish it the day they assign you the homework is a great idea
Good: I'm actually living a healthier lifestyle (i.e. no 7hrs dota/pp , sports , hmwrk, reading) Bad : BLASPHEMY.
Bad: The housemaster lives in the same house in another section Good: So does his family... hohohoohoh
Good: I get to borrow movies from people in the house.. no downloads needed yay! Bad : The same few movies get passed around. ._.
Good: I get to borrow games from people in the house.. no buying needed yay! Bad: They have no pirated games.. yes you need a fking cd to play the game. When I get back from Malaysia i'm gonna show them the magic of piracy.
Well that's bout it.. at least for now this is what i can think of...
ON A SEPARATE NOTE... I MISS JAPANESE FOOODDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!
Urgh.....
That's all for now. Smell ya later.
Sorry my humour tank really needs to be refuelled. I need random perverted bullshit. People here not sick enough.
She's the whole friggin package.
