Hitch-hike Your Way Out

I bet there's less than 10 posts

2010-04-03T09:20:00.000-07:00

This is going to be the last post (unlike Bryan's fake announcement) of this pathetic little blog.

Before I go on, this is not a whiny, attention seeking post. If I wanted to get attention, I'd nudge everyone.

No, this is just a simple reminder, warning even, to the naive arrogant me that will come back out in a month or two. And maybe to those that can relate to these next few words.

Know where your priorities lie. One wrong choice, one rush of emotion can ruin 11 years of hardwork and planning, and alot ALOT of money.

I blame no one but myself, and I deserve no sympathy. The latter my sister rightly said.

I could have done much better. With the word could being the emphasis, but I was and am stupid.

Honestly, I'm glad this happened, better fall now, realise my faults and move on, than fall in the future and risk even more. At least I'm fortunate enough to get a second chance - masters.

I'm a disappointment. Sorry Dad.

Dont make the same mistake I did.

Arrogance+Procrastination+Evasion = Fail

How's that for a last post?

I like ah cannot ah. Diu

2009-07-18T07:46:00.001-07:00

Can someone please tell me how

THIS

Can Transform to

THIS

It's like a spell from some friggin genie

Genie: Ello emma watson, i give you three wishes you choose.

Emma Hawtson: Okai okai.. I can do this... I wish I get a lead female role in some crappy yet highly interesting novel turn movie. Also I wanna be super smart to get into an ivy league.

Genie: Anything else?

Emma Hawtson: O yeah can I maintain my bushy eyebrows and my curly hair, but at the age of 16 could you suddenly make me FUCKING RIDICULOUSLY HOT. Thanks genie!

She's the whole friggin package.

Pretty

Smart

Down to Earth

Famous

Rich

Hot

Pretty

Hot

Pretty

HOT

PRETTY

HOT

PRETTY

And now I feel like an ass cause every night I go to sleep wishing to God..

please leak emma hawtson nude photos

But you see, I still have a soul.. if the nude photos are leaked to the african kids...

THEY CAN USE HER NUDE PHOTOS AS CURRENCY AND END POVERTY AND FAMINE.

Win-win

So guys please pray with me

leak emma watson nude photos

The sophisticated look that I've been trying to do for years and years. She pawns.

Seriously after this, when my mom goes on her usual shopping craze, I gonna force her to get burberry.

SCREW LV, GUCCI, FERRAGAMO OR WHAT EVER OVERPRICED COW SKIN BACKPACK

BURBERRY PLEASE.

BTW DID I MENTION SHE WAS HALF FRENCH.

Just look at those eyes...

I got a feeling the guy chosen was specifically meant to be ridiculously ugly to make Ms Hawtson

SHINE.

It worked.

Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson

Will you marry me?

Still single (read boyfriend btw)

Right...

2009-05-04T09:26:00.000-07:00

Woakay.. this feels pretty gay having 2 posts of bryan consecutively but... JUST ONCE CAUSE IT'S YOUR FKING 19th bday.

Thinking back, you were the asshole who got me addicted to pretty much most of the games I played (dota is debatable), puzzle pirates... RO... MANGA, ANIME, BLEACH , ONE PIECE (though this is with much love)

and you're also the asshole that wasted my time having outings to midvalley like TEH ALWAYS back in form 2 and 3 and 4 and 5 and ...

and the dickwit who plans multiple failed events

the shitface who makes me stress over stupid stuff and unreasonably angry

and you're also the asshole who sat next to me in PE2, and the asshole who sat in front of me in form 1.

You're the dick who wasted like 23456789654345678 percent of my time with your stupid internet links

And the fugface who keeps talking bout frisbee

and the idiot who makes me crash parties lolololol

BUT... get ready because you'll only hear this once from me..

It's fun wasting time with mah NAKAMA

It's hard to find a decent of photo of us both together with you actually smiling, or me not doing something overly ridiculously stupid

SO I DREW ONE! btw i suck at paint. It says POWER FRIENDSHIP HIGHFIVE btw.

Thanks for being a friend... (O GAWD SUCH LIES)

AHHH GAWD AHHHH O GAWD AHHHHHHH TOO MUCH BROMANCE.

Bryan Chong Jokes

2009-04-09T10:40:00.000-07:00

Only Bryan Chong, future Cornell student, can pull off 2 lame jokes in 3 minutes.

l»ToFuKinG«l "Chaaarrrrlieeeee. " says:
and we all meet there like ONE BIG HAPPY FUCKMILY
l»ToFuKinG«l "Chaaarrrrlieeeee. " says:
i mean family
l»ToFuKinG«l "Chaaarrrrlieeeee. " says:
NO I MEANT FUCKMILY!!!
l»ToFuKinG«l "Chaaarrrrlieeeee. " says:
"oh! you got us! "

(from one piece)

http://www.onemanga.com/One_Piece/537/10-11/
cause uploading images is too hard.

Sesame Street's Monkey says:
i go take lrt like a...
Sesame Street's Monkey says:
commoner...

l»ToFuKinG«l "Chaaarrrrlieeeee. " says:
lrt?! i take the ROYAL-T cause i'm royalty

Good job lar bryan chong... This is like my official congratulatory post for your acceptance btw.

WHO SAID I DONT BLOG HAH!

and aumg Jun Jie HARLO!!! I didnt realised you read my bullshit!! HARLO!!!

Last Weekend

2009-03-24T21:42:00.000-07:00

Because my loyal fan, bryan chong, asked me to, i bring you A NEW BLOG POST!!

So anyway.... weekends at Winchester are usually, well strange. But the last weekend of term was LOLOLOLOL strangest. Usually we gotta go to chapel on Sundays, but my housemaster managed to suck the warden's dick deep, thus the house didn't need to go. YUSH.

The story begins with Saturday.. after lunch....

2 dumbasses who i shall codename, "The rat" and "White boi" for s3kr3tive reasons(although they don't know my blog), were bored, and thus decided to

....

......

........

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raid my roommate's side of my room!!

You see at the start of the term, and always after that, "the rat" ALWAYS RAIDED MY ROOM MATE, most of the time I would help my roomie, ending up getting raped myself. And the "white boi" is a backstabbing agent, offering to help us then BACKSTABBING.

So anyway, this one lasted longer than usual and it was gonna be the last, because next term we were all gonna switch rooms.

The usual thing to happen was, someone takes someone's stuff and we would start running round the house, but this time it wasnt aimed at items, it was aimed

at my room mate.

That's my side of the room, as you can see they used my comforter and catched him. I have videos but i'm not gonna upload them

Just one...

So basically that's how it went, with "chinese drip torture" and baggings, leg twistings. But he being my room mate after all, i decided to help.... so i threw him his white aikido belt, and he broke free, whipping them all... and me. So they ran out the door. And for the next hour they tried getting back in.

Windows

Doors

Sending in a 2nd year first

Claiming that they're Colombians

And finally it ends when my roommate got crazily and stupidly angry, and grabbed his aikido stick and wanting to whack "the rat". Thus 2 hours later, all tired and sweaty, we stopped. Good times....

There's still a whole part of it that I havent talked about, like when "the rat" was lying on my roommate and "white boi" was pushing "the rat", "the rat" farted, which was kinda random looool.

As seen here in this very disturbing picture.

So anyway that was just the start of the weekend.

Now SATURDAY NIGHTTTT....

well usually on saturday night, half my year would go down to JCR (junior common room) to get two pints of beer, which was not enough to get drunk, and those not going to JCR can get one free pint from the housemaster.

But I don't drink, mostly cause I get drunk WAY TOO EASILY, and i know i'll act like a total retard and spew shits out if drunk. So usually i give my pint to a person I shall call "SIA (short irritating assclown)". Well I give it to him if he says " I'm your bitch" which is the best thing I could ask from him, worth so much more than money.

Anyway both "the rat" and "SIA" came back semi-drunk that day. The rat much more than SIA, because well they're both small sized. The first thing they did when they came in my room was hump me, which was strangely strangely disturbing. Along with one more person, who was just humping me for gags, the rat humped me on the leg(i was sitting), SIA from the back, and the third person from the side.

So for 2 minutes, I just sat there while they made weird noises, humping me.... AND I WAS DOTA-ing. DISPEAKABLE.

But the most drunk wasnt here yet. "The white boi" then came in like 20minutes later, and he was seriously drunk. And somehow these drunk ppl draw each other together, and the 2 drunk idiots returned, I forgot what happened but they left soon, and went to take a shower together. I wont even describe what the white boi did when he was drunk. Cause well, he was like the typical irritating drunks, those you would avoid, and not laugh at.

They then came back again, with towels around their waist, but cause they were drunk they couldnt keep it on tightly, so it kept dropping, not revealing, but HAIZ. And then the 2 initially drunk ppl start hugging me again and again, and the rat wasnt properly dried............ GAWD. But the SIA was getting more sobre(he wasnt really that drunk) and so he took care of the whiteboi, and then I took over. And that was that. He threw up afew times on the stairs and asked me to stay in his room until he fell asleep.

Apparently when the whiteboi was drunk, he conciouslly smoked in the hallways of the house, with a fire alarm. Lucky it didn't go off.

P.s I didnt take any photos of this cause well I didnt wanna expose my camera to idiot drunks

AND ON SUNDAY,

(yes a shit long post, cause i'm not gonna write for the next 3 months)

So on Sunday, with no chapel, no rush, and the last week of term, everyone was feeling relaxed. The weather was INSANELY good (which is REALLY RARE in UK), so we just pulled benches together and sat at the yard for three hours. Singing, laughing, playing the guitar, staring blankly, whatever.

In contrast to the previous part with lots of words, this will be all photos, which I TOOK.

Hah 2... i got lazy and i accidentally terdeleted one..

All the nicer photos are on my facebook, I just didnt wanna show the same pictures twice.

That's how the last weekend went, the last week was just shit. But heck who cares i'm in msia now. WEE WANG WANG WEE WANG WANG

-Fin-

It's only October..

2008-10-29T03:39:00.000-07:00

Sounds emo? LIES

Before I begin. There will be no photos until a week later, cause this isnt my computer

ANYWAY

The title sounds like I'm homesick. But I'm not. My papa wanted to fly me back to malaysia this week, BUT I SAID NO! yay me i so cool ya.

The true thingy i wanna say in this post is...

is....

IT'S SNOWING!!!!!

See this is the part where you go... O O O O O or for idiots like bryan who need more explanation. I'll do eet baby way.

October = Autumn = Leaves fall down

December/January = Winter = Snow

GET EET??

So anyway, it started with BBC going "There have been snow at Scotland, which is unusual at this time of year!" But strangely i was feeling like warm, warmest i felt for the past week. So OBVIOUSLY THEY ISH LIARZ!, IT CANT BE SNOWING!!

But when my guardian came back, he was like "it feels so cold in the office today. So strange"

AND THEN HOR! AT NIGHT HOR IT STARTED SNOWING WEI!!!!!!!!

"Haha bruff you"

(ms chia, taylor's maths bitch 08)

(it did seriously)

Yeh anyway it started snowing, but it's not even HALLOWEEN, AND IT NEVER SNOWS DURING HALLOWEEN!!! i mean i saw it on all the movies, they would dress up and walk around getting candy. Was there snow? WAS THERE? WAS THERE?

This can only mean one thing(or many things)

Global Warming

But actually hor, i think not likely lor, cause Al Gore hor, he like captain planet

Cant be global warming *nods*

So I have came up with a few possibilities that I think UN, UMNO, BN , my mom, Dota, your mom, OIC, his mom, should look into.

There's a .... LEVEL 18 CRYSTAL MAIDEN hor, WHO SOLO TOP LANE AND THEN HOR SHE GO CAST FROST NOVA OVER LONDON HOR, BUT THEN HOR SHE CAST FROM SCOTLAND LAR! BUT THEN HOR SHE COUNT ALL THE WIND SPEED AND TRAJECTORY AND HIT US LAR!!!!!?!?!?!!?!?!11!1!?!? But lucky she nub. Only up lvl 2 frost nova, so now hor melting olredi (yeh the snow is melting the very next morning)

Map hack Ban that mcb

Santa Claus is bored and decided to make christmas early =D. Aww that naughty old man.

And to end things

Best Chocolate Ever.
Winner of Jian(c) '08

The Goods and Bads

2008-10-09T11:58:00.000-07:00

Hohoho life at UK the goods and the bads...

Good: The school is only 500m away
Bad : That means you HAVE to walk to school everyday whether in heavy shit ass rain and your mom won't drop you "at the gate"

Good: All the teachers live in the same area along one road
Bad : All the teachers live in the same area along one road. That means when I go to town expect to see an English teacher there ._.

Good: The teachers know your total whereabouts and when you wanna "ponteng" there's not really much places to hide ._. (wait why is that a good thing)

Good: I have a bunch of housemates =D =D
Bad : I have to line up for the toilets and people can just ram into my room anytime they want =D =D (especially first years)

Let me take this time to explain...

There are five years in the house 1st 2nd 3rd 4th 5th. I'm in 4th and I get my own room. BUT those dumb first years are ALL opposite my room (they live 4 in one room). So especially during the night they just keep coming in cause they refuse to go to bed =.=

Good: There are teachers who come to our house every night as a tutor. Including my physics teacher, yay homework help.
Bad : DAMMIT THAT MEANS I HAVE TO SEE HIM AT CLASS AND AT NIGHT. you cannot run....

Good: The shower room is always warm
Bad : Because it's a communal shower

Good: The toilet seat is always warm
Bad : Because other people's ass have been warming it for me

Good: My room is right next to the toilet
Bad : I can hear every fucking flush and every time a person walks in the toilet

Bad: We have to walk to school (back and forth) 6 times a day sometimes more if the lessons are badly placed (for example Break. Lesson. Relief class. Lesson)

Good: POWAHFUL LEGS MAN!

Bad: Compulsory church every sunday..
Good: I'm holy-er than all you lying christians LOOK AT THE MIRROR AND WEEP. REPENT FOOLS. ADMIT YOUR SINS. REPENT.

Good: I don't have to pay for my food(well at least they're already paid)
Bad : The food sucks and i'm always hungry

Good: Town is just 1km away
Bad: I'm lazy it should be closer

Good: There are frequent tourists to the school and it makes me feel SPESHEL
Bad : They stare at you like you're mona lisa

Good: There are plays at night sometimes FREE PLAYS. And not crap ones like CHS 20minutes shits. No no. 1 2 hrs stuffs
Bad: Nop ntg bad here. FREE .. or at least it seems so...

Good:I'm actually doing my homework cause I have no more Dota puzzle pirates blabla
Bad : FUCK I'M ACTUALLY DOING HOMEWORK. and they were right finish it the day they assign you the homework is a great idea

Good: I'm actually living a healthier lifestyle (i.e. no 7hrs dota/pp , sports , hmwrk, reading)
Bad : BLASPHEMY.

Bad: The housemaster lives in the same house in another section
Good: So does his family... hohohoohoh

Good: I get to borrow movies from people in the house.. no downloads needed yay!
Bad : The same few movies get passed around. ._.

Good: I get to borrow games from people in the house.. no buying needed yay!
Bad: They have no pirated games.. yes you need a fking cd to play the game. When I get back from Malaysia i'm gonna show them the magic of piracy.

Well that's bout it.. at least for now this is what i can think of...

ON A SEPARATE NOTE... I MISS JAPANESE FOOODDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!

Urgh.....

That's all for now. Smell ya later.

Sorry my humour tank really needs to be refuelled. I need random perverted bullshit. People here not sick enough.

Hilarious Teacher

2008-09-25T12:42:00.000-07:00

Think of the funniest teacher you have, now SUPERSIZE IT!

You're probably thinking he must be a shit ass hilarious teacher (so the title), who cracks jokes oftenly and is super hyperactive and cheerful.

O How Wrong You Are.

His name is Colin Upton (CFU) [teachers use initials here]. The very first thing I heard about him from another teacher was that

"He's always depressed and believes that aliens are going to take over earth. He's really funny you'll enjoy him"

Aliens + Depressed = Funny?

What the ....

You're probably baffled, so was I... until i entered his class for the first time.. it became SO CLEAR

Ok imagine eeyore's voice and attitude now add it to this guy :

HE SERIOUSLY SOUNDS LIKE EEYORE.

His signature phrase : " O ... dear..."

And the whole class.. no the whole SCHOOL always mocks him with that. Like whenever he does something wrong, or in ANY ANY case where you can add stuff like "haiz" or "sigh", then you can expect to hear O DEAR from the class

And he's really REALLY depressed and always add negative suicidal stuff to everything. examples:

"this is quite sad really..."

"if you cant do this question you may as well kill yourself"

"this question is a waste of space" (ALL IN EE YORE TONE)

and recently because he realised the whole class was copying his "o dear", he started changing... Now he does this:

Imagine a little girl going "mmmmmmmm(throwing tantrum)", now use eeyore's voice and put it on the teacher.

And the most recent coolness.. He introduced the term "CODE B"

Code B = he made a mistake in maths.

STRAIGHT AWAY... sir what's code a sir? sir wat's code A!! IS IT WHEN ALIENS INVADE US?? SIR CODE A CODE A!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH CODE A!!!!

There's honestly alot more funny stuff to write bout him and in much better ways too.. but i'm lazy so sue me =P

o and no one respects him, at all... XD e.g

when the class comes in before CFU they start stealing all his markers and place them everywhere.
they throw balls of rubbish in to their trash from where they sit IN FRONT of his face
a person walked in and said "Colin are you coming to our house tonight? We need to talk"

P/S His version of everyday of the week

Monday- Moanday

Tuesday-Pooday

Wednesday-Whineday

Thursday-Turdsday

Friday-Cryday

Saturday-Shatturday (shat / shit)

Sunday - Forgot XD

I'll explain the whole coming to our house in another post. But for now cheers mates.

Friggin Long Post bout Cambodia

2008-08-19T00:15:00.000-07:00

I'm not gonna write like a whole diary cause that's just lame and boring. Instead I'm gonna write about THE INTERESTING SHITS. only.

Cambodia is actually a suprisingly nice place. SHOCKING . Why? WHY!?!?!?! cause...

Camwhore One

... Cambodia is seriously a very nice looking place, with superb super aumg ZOMG sceneries. I ish show you more of my holy pictures

Camwhore two

See it's lovely lovely. The most amazing part are the ROCKS. so many many rocks with so many many carvings. Sure you can say what bout the pyramids nub?. Well doofbag, cambodian population was PUUUUUUUUNYYYY compared to the egyptians or chinese. Take that, i r shuper genius nao.

The whole structure of these billion and one temples also really give you a very very adventurous feeling, cause the stupid cambodian officials dont know how to bar off areas, you can literally run up anywhere and enter everywhere, and these temples are HUGE. Best place to play hide & seek.

The stairs of the temples are EXTREMELY fun to play at. Cause you don't walk up the stairs you climb up the stairs. omg funnessssshhhhhh!!!!! See me show j00 nubs.

Stairs. (seems normal and easy)

Climbing the stairs (not a photo angle trick shit)

But heck if a small eight year old boy can do it. SO CAN YOU! except the little pussies *cough* bryan kwanseng *cough*

And of course how can I talk about Cambodia and Angkor Wat without REMEMBERING PN SALLY!!! "Class do you like candy?"

Get it? candy = candi? Yeh neither did the class. YAY FOR SEJARAH!

Vishnu

See the pretty lights? It can only mean that IT ISH HOLY!!!!! and it's freaking hell hot... The humidity at cambodia is seriously killing. It doesnt feel hot you just sweat like a mad cow for doing the stupidest simplest things like peeing. As if the sweat isn't irritating enough, so are the beggars and street peddlers.

If you just agreed with me you are a heartless demon. REPENT REPENT!

The kids there are honestly honestly pitiful. Just imagine a six year old kid coming to you with a bag of souveniors. "three for one dollah, sir you buy please?" Now take that image and multiply it by ten. All of them swarming around you begging for you to buy.. and if you actually buy one EVEN MORE WILL COME, you cannot run...

And now I shall tell you a lovely street peddler story involving me and my dad!

It was a wind (feng) and (he) sun (re) strong (li) morning. I lied it was sunset and we were climbing up the bahkeng hill to watch the sunset. Like I said there were street peddlers, and one woman came to us and wanted to sell a tour book.

Father:i will buy when i get back

You'd probably think my dad would just forget or something. And so did that book seller.

Her :Promise yah sir (x3)

She was really really DESPERATE.

And so when we were walking down, there were even more book sellers now, but my good ol dad cough went finding for the lady earlier. He was like telling me i wanna find that lady earlier. And right after he said that SERIOUSLY a lady came running down the steps.

SIR YOU CAME BACK SIR!! YOU CAME BACK!! HE'S MINE!

The look on here face was priceless, seriously overjoyed.

BUT

Being the asshole bargainer my father is, he haggled the price down from 10USD to 7 USD and you could immediately see her face change. When we went back to the bus another person bought the same book for 8 USD and that's when my dad had a feeling called GUILT. AUMG AUMG. THIS NEVER HAPPENS NEVER!!!

My dad and I went back to find the lady, and when we found her my dad quickly slipped her a 1 USD note. Instantly she was ecstatic.

Thank YOU SIR! THANK YOU SO MUCH!

And that's when my dad became stupid. He started going to every little dingdong and handing out 1 USD notes. I will specify ding dongs later.

HOW'S THAT FOR A STORY!

Anyway, the roads at cambodia suck so baddddddd... just imagine the worst street in malaysia, that's their "Northsouth Highway Equivalent highway"

On another note, I think I'm cursed with bad bus luck. Coincidentally the bus broke down in the middle of some uber ulu place. So what do the people do at a time like this?

JUMP INTO THE VILLAGE PEOPLE'S HOUSE AND CAMWHORE OF COURSE!

The bus passengers literally invaded the place and took photos of everywhere and with the kids. Of course I couldnt refuse taking a few photos too, not of the lame acting retardedly poor children, cause when we left they became all jolly and free I SAW!

Yes that is a paddy field, i never actually went upclose to one before O.O

And now the 2nd story!

Behold the characters:

These 3 are possible the dumbest people in the world. The middle one is my dad and the side 2 are his cofounder's twins. The world's most naughtiest twins.

Example of naughtiness:

Their instant reaction to a red hill ant is kick it. They asked me to kick it with them few times in my whole life of knowing them, once I did it with them and they got bitten

When they were young, they went to a random guy with an afro in australia and said DAMN loud, YER WHY SO HAIR SO WEIRD.

Back to the story.

So the twin's mother was like saying that the twin on the right (twin a) was a major flirt, and went to kao a girl at his school just cause that girl rejected his friend, and we wanted to get revenge (i know damn evil). So my father was like asking him his technique, and he said that his technique was just raising both eyebrows damn fast and blinking his eyes.

So at the dinner table, my dad purposely wanted to annoy him by using his technique against twin a.

BUT

There was a waitress behind twin A and well you get it. So the waitress got damn embarassed and giggled and hid behind a pillar. See if i stopped there then it wouldnt be much.

BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THE DUMBASSES STARTED DOING IT TO ANOTHER WAITRESS UNTIL BOTH DIDNT WANNA COME POUR WATER FOR OUR TABLE. They were both giggling and giggling and were damn shy, and the whole table was laughing their ass off. And that's when my dad gave each of them 1USD, told u he was giving to every dingdong.

See if it ended there it would still be ok. BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT they decided to do it to everyone including a construction lady who was working near the river.

And on our last day they decided to do it to a lady at a restaurant frontdesk. This is where twin a's plan backfired. He did it once... no respond.. did it again... she just put her chin on her hand and stared at him. AND SUDDENLY SHE DID IT TO HIM TOO. HE WAS LIKE AUMG WTF LAWL LAWL! And while he was laughing his ass off she walked out from behind the front desk and clapped her hands right in front of his face (while laughing).

A similar case happened when twin A once again pissed off a shop lady who was selling usb thumb drives.

Twin A: You sell me 1 dollah i buy.

Lady: No it's 13 USD

Twin A: Is it really, it's not real one dollah i buy (x5)

And finally when we were walking off , she came out of the booth and wanted to tickle him, and of course he tried to ran away. And the sad part is, my dad held down twin B(on the left), who got tickled by the lady instead. WTF WTF WTF!?!?!?!

-End-

All in all cambodia was a really nice but sad country. The people there were poor, yet really happy. For example i saw two kids literally run while peeing and giggling away. They looked sad but they were just loving life. It sucks that they got such a stupid history(for more info googgle khmer rouge, i'm not gonna blog bout it cause it's just disturbing and hateful). Great place. Seriously. Really makes you think how lucky you are.

p/s i am now molesting my smooth teeth with my tongue w00t!

From poverty riddened cambodia to posh britain

Blogging is for nubs

2008-06-26T06:14:00.000-07:00

You may be wondering now WHY THY GREAT COOL WEI JIAN is blogging.. Cause i'm FRIGGING BORED OMGWTFBER)(IFCls SUPERBLOGBOREDOM DONKeY KONG CHICKEN SUCKEr PUNCH SUCTION CUP

But since i'm already doing this ._. (Gosh one step closer to being as lame as some white shaped squarish soft idiotic thingy) I STRIVE FOR EXCELLENCE!!

Thus my fellow bloggericans, if you read my blog I WILL ENSURE you will get these:
1. Monkeys
2. No updates :D

3. tags ... erm eh maybe if intersting

5. Capital letters cause i WUV capital letters

29. NO kinabalu/frisbee/emo comics/bryan-ness updates

4. My big red arse?

69. I just like this number

How's that for a first post! I rawk so hard...